If being cool was illegal I’d be criminal not because I’m cool but because I shot my wife shirt

If being cool was illegal I’d be criminal not because I’m cool but because I shot my wife shirt

Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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If being cool was illegal I’d be criminal not because I’m cool but because I shot my wife shirt

If being cool was illegal I’d be criminal not because I’m cool but because I shot my wife shirt

$18.94
Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildan® fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.

📸 Don’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
  • 🧵 Comfort-Level: 10/10 – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
  • 👕 Comfort First, Always – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
  • 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.

What It’s Made Of

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Size & Color Options

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
  2. Check the size chart for measurements.
  3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

When Will It Arrive?

  • Made in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 US Shipping: 3–7 business days.
  • Rush Delivery: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 Worldwide: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

🛒 More to love at HappyPodTees.com. Designed for you, printed with pride.

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